Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!
How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!
Let's just hope that the six year-old who lives in this amazing pirate ship bedroom doesn't still require mom to swab the poop deck.
[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]
I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.
Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.
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