Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

Sleep is For the Weak

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Sleep is For the Weak
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How anyone could even attempt to sleep in this place is beyond me. It's like a theme park, a Thomas Kinkade painting and a daycare all wrapped into one. Visual assault!

Avast Mateys!

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Avast Mateys!
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Let's just hope that the six year-old who lives in this amazing pirate ship bedroom doesn't still require mom to swab the poop deck.

Vintage Star Trek Fans

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Vintage Star Trek Fans
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[Insert Star Trek witticisms here. I have none. Commander, report to the bedchamber for intense interrogation? No?]

IRL Bedroom Portals

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IRL Bedroom Portals
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I suppose if you want to switch sides of the bed and simply rolling over is just too pedestrian for you, go nuts.

The Dream of the '70s

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The Dream of the '70s
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Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.