Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.
How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
I would have LOVED to have a fancy tree in my room that matched my bedspread that I could decorate any way I liked. It would have been covered in orange cats and things that glow in the dark.
The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!
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