The Dream of the '70s

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The Dream of the '70s
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Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.

Five More Minutes!

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Five More Minutes!
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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Nice Room, Sport

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Nice Room, Sport
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When your kid is literally climbing the walls you may as well give him the opportunity to do it correctly.

Green With Envy

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Green With Envy
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Needs more gold leaf. The walls aren't shiny enough.

Beth

Inconsistent Stripes

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Inconsistent Stripes
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The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!