The Carousel of Life

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The Carousel of Life
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I'm not sure if I could handle the dreams I'd have with three terrifying bucking horses in my bedroom.

Teri

Disinfecting Chamber

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Disinfecting Chamber
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To get to the bed you have to pass though the scalding jets to make sure you're not bringing any foreign bodies with you. Handy.

Orphanage Chic

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Orphanage Chic
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Maybe it's just me, but I think of my bedroom as a private place that I share with my husband and no one else. This sure is a lot of beds. Are we running a convalescent home now?

Five More Minutes!

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Five More Minutes!
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We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year to you, fair readers, and happy old room to this flocked and quilted monstrosity. Velour curtains, it's curtains for you!

The Dream of the '70s

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The Dream of the '70s
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Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.