Something about that bedspread looks positively slimy to me, like if I tried to flop onto the bed I'd slide right off onto the floor. Good thing there's wall to wall carpet I guess.
I'll just sleep on the floor on a pile of my clothes until I can find the closet and the bed.
And here we have the building blocks for everything on Earth. This is also where the magic happens.
You stay away from the mattress, you hear? You can't say I didn't warn you.
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