Punishment is No Joke

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Punishment is No Joke
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When I'm in trouble, my parents make me sleep on the spooky house.

Rock-a-Bye Mommy

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Rock-a-Bye Mommy
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I guess there is something to be said for never going a day with steady footing. Keeps you alert, right?

Do Not Disturb

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Do Not Disturb
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If you or anyone you know has small children you know that naptime is SACRED and WILL NOT be interrupted for anything. EVER.

Tumble-Down Mornings

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Tumble-Down Mornings
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What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.

Ooh Comfy!

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Ooh Comfy!
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Ahhhhhh, what sweet relief. There's nothing I enjoy more than a really intense open-eyed nap in my chambray dress on the torture bed.

What a Bargain!

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What a Bargain!
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Someone was told to get rid of his super special zamboni bed but he's clearly not giving it up without a fight!

Spring Sprang Sproing

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Spring Sprang Sproing
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I'm assuming this comes with a case of barf bags. You can't expect me to spend a calm night on this thing without Dramamine.