It's good to aim high. Someday you'll save up enough for that queen sized mattress!
Let me introduce you to a revolution in small-space living: the FUTON! Great for a small space, but good luck getting rid of it when you become a real adult!
We'll have that human mess cleared out before you move in, no worries.
After a night of gentle rocking my vertigo thanks you for the chance to torture me once again.
Ahhhhhh, what sweet relief. There's nothing I enjoy more than a really intense open-eyed nap in my chambray dress on the torture bed.
Send popcorn a few times a day and make sure my water is fresh. I'll be fine.
In the Autumn, do you wake up covered in dropped leaves? I kind of like that idea actually.
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