Splinters Ahoy!

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Splinters Ahoy!
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I just want to sand down those 2-by-4s so so badly. There is no way to avoid massive splinters from all this unfinished wood.

Hidey Headboard

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Hidey Headboard
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No one needs to see where you keep your earplugs and kleenex and hand cream. Just keep it tucked away, shall we?

Rock-a-Bye Mommy

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Rock-a-Bye Mommy
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I guess there is something to be said for never going a day with steady footing. Keeps you alert, right?

Ample Room For Crap-Stacking

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Ample Room For Crap-Stacking
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Glad to see the former tenant didn't much the place up with taste or decorum.

Spring Sprang Sproing

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Spring Sprang Sproing
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I'm assuming this comes with a case of barf bags. You can't expect me to spend a calm night on this thing without Dramamine.

Rock-a-Bye Fishy

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Rock-a-Bye Fishy
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I'll never get my land legs back if I live in a perpetual state of gentle rocking. Ben Harper knows what I'm talking about.

Morning Fog

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Morning Fog
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Sleeping in the canopy sound so romantic until you drop all your pillows off the side.