Always make sure someone is around when you're taking a bath so you don't accidentally drown.
Come back, I need to wash my hands!
Taking communal living a little too far.
Think of all the time you'll spend scrubbing toothpaste off that thing.
So does that mean the toilet seat is always freezing cold? Such a rude awakening first thing in the morning.
You thought your cat loved lounging in your bathroom sink before? You'll never get him out of there now!
A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?