Light it Up

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Light it Up
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I fail to see the purpose of a fireplace in the bathroom. The whole fire/water thing just doesn't make sense to me.

Sit if You Dare

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Sit if You Dare
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Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?

Down the Trough

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Down the Trough
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Think of all the time you'll spend scrubbing toothpaste off that thing.

Sprouted Like Mushrooms

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Sprouted Like Mushrooms
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Sadly once the spores are fertilized, you can't choose where your fixtures end up.

Stairs to the Throne

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Stairs to the Throne
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My subjects may entertain me from the bench.

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!