Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.
I've got my tub, a TV, a place for a glass of wine and a bowl of pasta, a handheld showerhead, a pillow... I'm pretty sure I could manage to never get out of this thing and be perfectly content.
You're gonna singe your leather couch there with your ultra-realistic, I-totally-believe-it's-there fireplace.
And everything in one place. But wait, where are the pizza rolls?
Nigella Lawson has the most enviable library. Do you think those are all cookbooks?
A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.
Hey, let's watch tv... or just enjoy the clutter. Clutter clutter clutter.
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