Don't get too excited kids, this year has been tough, we're decorating what we've got and wrapping up your old toys. Oh stop crying, the gods of Easter Island don't look favorably on whiners.
My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.
We don't want the geraniums getting any ideas about returning to nature. Keep them isolated, don't let them fraternize, and they won't give you any trouble.
GAH! It's like that thing that Beetlejuice's face does out of the view of the camera that scares the crap out of everyone.
Isn't "hidden water" when your toddler pees somewhere he shouldn't and doesn't tell you about it?
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