Oh Behave!

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Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.

Specificity is Key

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Specificity is Key
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Variety is a killer. Pick one position and stick to it.

My Home is a War Zone

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My Home is a War Zone
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Remember men, don't snuggle until you see the whites of their eyes!

Oh No You Spilled Some... Whaaaaaa?

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Oh No You Spilled Some... Whaaaaaa?
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This table would look great in my 8th grade best friend's bedroom where we painted her white walls with squirt guns filled with primary colored paint. It was not a classy look, but it was 1991, what can you expect? If she had had an invisible table, I'm sure it would have ended up like this eventually.