Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?

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Honey Will You Trim the Couch Today?
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Don't forget to water your furniture or the neighbors will complain!

A Somber Holiday

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A Somber Holiday
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Don't get too excited kids, this year has been tough, we're decorating what we've got and wrapping up your old toys. Oh stop crying, the gods of Easter Island don't look favorably on whiners.

Land of the Floor People

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Land of the Floor People
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Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

The Inevitability of Time

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The Inevitability of Time
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Buckling floors are such a trend these days, can't wait until the tree roots start doing their magic.