We had far too much room as it was.

Don't get all mathy on me with your front yard masonry.

Committing to real furniture is too much pressure. I prefer a landscape of tripping hazards.

Natural light, check. All the books in one place, check. Comfy chair, check. It's all here.

Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it's not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.

Chair, I hope you're wearing your seatbelt!

I think a near-complete collection of magazines is just as impressive as a bunch of books. Also, disco balls just don't have the attention span for novels.