Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!
Heat. It's hot. Learn somethin'.
If chair had just had a friend with him, maybe this catastrophe could have been avoided.
Just pass the food up through the skylight!
In some climates it's wise to bring the outdoors in. Just be careful about lighting the grill with the doors closed.
This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.
Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.
You can have a chic, modern loft pretty much anywhere.