Is it just me or does this bring up all sorts of memories of the Egg Man and Edith Massey?
Sorry this is so small guys, but really, this is quite the generous allowance! I'll take it!
"What's that on your stairs?"
"Oh that? It's an $8000 contraption to lift my fatass dog to the second floor."
"My, how INCREDIBLY USEFUL!"
Someone was told to get rid of his super special zamboni bed but he's clearly not giving it up without a fight!
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
No shedding! Never blocks your view of the computer screen!
Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.
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