John Waters Approved

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pink,pink flamingos,shades,trailers
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Is it just me or does this bring up all sorts of memories of the Egg Man and Edith Massey?

How Many Cats?

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28,Cats,craigslist,why
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Sorry this is so small guys, but really, this is quite the generous allowance! I'll take it!

Help Fatty Up the Stairs

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dogs,elevator,escalator,fat,ridiculous
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"What's that on your stairs?" "Oh that? It's an $8000 contraption to lift my fatass dog to the second floor." "My, how INCREDIBLY USEFUL!"

What a Bargain!

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bed,bunk,Regretsy,zamboni
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Someone was told to get rid of his super special zamboni bed but he's clearly not giving it up without a fight!

Respect the Kitty

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cat,cover,rug,toilet
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By Unknown
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Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.

Free Ghost Cat Included!

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cat,ghost,living room,transparent
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No shedding! Never blocks your view of the computer screen!

Useful Ballerina

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ballerina,legs,table,tutu
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Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.