Someone was told to get rid of his super special zamboni bed but he's clearly not giving it up without a fight!
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
No shedding! Never blocks your view of the computer screen!
Alright Twinkle Toes, you spill one more drink and I'm hiring a sumo wrestler. They have a lower center of gravity.
This will fit right into that Mad Hatter Tea Party themed room you're planning!
Marion is obviously drunk again, taking off her top and flashing passing planes. And in broad daylight! We need to get her some help.
I am a grown-ass woman and I yearn deeply for a hidden room behind a wardrobe. Some fantasies never die.