I see all those sixes you're trying to hide, thinking you're all sly. I bet you also listen to that devil music by KISS!
That dog's bed is nicer than my whole house. Can I come crash at your place, Fido?
He's really sunk his feet right in.
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.
Perhaps someone is having substance abuse issues and has been sleeping in the tub. It's easier to take if it looks more like a bed.
Sometimes you just wanna get in there and cuddle close with your rock friends. Especially when it's windy.
Thanks a lot guys, holding up six whole obsolete CDs is really helping. Couldn't you be a fruit bowl or something?
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