Yes, because when someone is rich and fancy they stay in their ranch house and get a luxury design house to upholster the side of their carport. Exactly.

It's always good to be prepared.

What, did you crush someone's evil sister or something?

Lair of the wood spider, or possibly an in-home mausoleum. Cheery and hypnotic!

Alright book nerds, here is Virginia Woolf's bedroom. Books! Fireplace! Nerdery!

How many times would I get distracted and fall down on these stairs? Every time.

Six of these in a row with a hallway along the back and I'm in hermit heaven!