The Island is Sinking!

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Walking on kitchen surfaces that will be used later for food preparation squicks me out a little, but this sure is nice for hosting kitchen dance parties.

Desonstructed Fire

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Desonstructed Fire
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I say burn the end table first, then start on the wood in the rack.

A Bloody Mess

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A Bloody Mess
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I've been dying my hair long enough now to know how to avoid mishaps like this.

Let's Get This Baby Swinging!

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Let's Get This Baby Swinging!
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Everyone run to the couch! Now to the sink! Now Back to the couch! Wheeee!

Emergency Shelter With Style

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Emergency Shelter With Style
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When disaster strikes it's good to know there are cheap, fast, reliable housing solutions for displaced families. Plus, a white, empty container with large windows is so modern and chic! Your lack of possessions is an aesthetic asset.

Please Invite Me To Your Parties

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Please Invite Me To Your Parties
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These people clearly know how to have a good time. I'm moving in.