I will not disturb the clean lines and cubist facade of my home with a pedestrian kitchen! This baby folds into a block and hides in plain sight!
Chair was so scared the propane tanks would explode, he peed himself. So dechairinizing.
Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
I want to feel like I'm being laid to rest in the funeral dream sequence in "Heathers" every time I take a bath.
We're gonna need a much more spectacular wood stove to make this wall not look abandoned. Those built-ins look like they are longing for each other.
Last night it was just the lamp on its own, it's so effective at being completely invisible in the dark. Let's test that catlike dexterity!
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