You Can Take the Boy Out of Highschool...

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You Can Take the Boy Out of Highschool...
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Man, when I was 16 my boyfriend stole every sign in sight that wasn't nailed down. This decor, though pretending to be mature, just makes me think of the moldy pile of metal in his closet. Charming.

Bike Life

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Bike Life
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Some people who ride bikes are "People Who Ride Bikes" you know? They wear their clip shoes into the office and don't take their helmet off until they are at their desk and they don't own pants long enough to get caught in a chain. I am not one of these people. I would like to have a couch made of bike seats and invite them over to judge me though.

Scrabbling to Get Out

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Scrabbling to Get Out
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Dude, the door is right over there, you don't have to scratch up my walls. You can just go.