Let me just go get a baggie.

If I can reach a beer from the toilet all my needs are met.

Damn girl, you're looking sleek as hell today! Mind if I browse for a bit?

Strum a tune while you do (super short) laps.

I hope these photoshopped gents are getting paid an awful lot to hold all your knick knacks.

I've worked up quite an appetite swimming laps. What's for dinner?

Uh... if you're into that sort of thing.