It sounds awesome in here, and the bassist with IBS can multitask during practice!

Spectacular views, high risk of fatal cardiovascular events.

I don't think I could live in a house with this. The MAS*H theme song going through my head continuously would drive me insane.

How can you be expected to impress anyone with your awesome library if it's so tall they can't even see it?

If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!

Is it weird that the floor tom is my favorite musical instrument? I love that nice flat boom. If I were a giant, I'd smack on this house with a tree hoping it made the same sound.

I just wanna know how someone can have so many red books! I must examine my collection for color themes now.