Take a squat on the gravel around the ol blue hole. My summer parties are going to be the best!
Thanks for coming on down and helping me keep all these eggs warm. it's a tough job for just one person.
I'm taking my ocean space house and I'm leaving!
My butler lights it for me every night as I pull into my private lot.
Snow's not heavy, it's like clouds! My roof is fine. Does it seem damp in here?
I just want a really private space. Preferably that blends in with space itself. Can we shoot me to space in this thing?
Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?
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