Just don't turn your back on him, he'll charge and I'll spill my manhattan.
I'd turn into the pruniest prune who ever pruned if I ever spent any time here because I would never ever get out of the tub!
A few 2x4s, some chalkboard paint and a microwave, all you need to live comfortably in the smallest apartment I've ever seen.
Great for geneticists and people who have really weird walls.
That pillow, that one there, that's mine. Make yourself at home!
Baby, move in with me, be the cream in my swiss roll.
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