Ob coarse. You awr gorgeous or sumfing.
Old Age & Treachery always overcomes Youth & Enthusiasm
Wut a pessimisstik viewpoint, old kitteh.
Tigertail always remembered his exciting youth . . .
. . . as a sailor on the HMS Scratching Post
Its a Sailors lief foar me!
I iz happier dan I ebber bin in my WHOLE LIFE . All five weeks ob it!
Ah, da whimsy ob da young.
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