I fel in lovs wif tha burdie .... ...but den I eatid him.
an it didnt eben tayst liek cookiez.
Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.
a deel iz a deel, u noez!
BATHING WITH YOUR CAMERA Because you never know when a cat will appear.
jus keep teh camra owt ob reech ob kittehs.
Hmmm. Which goes best with daisies?
mai voat iz fer all ob dem!
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