Now that I caught it, what do I DO with it?

dat part alwayz confyoozes meh 2.

He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .

politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.

I have no idea what planet this is, but I want to go there...

kittehz r teh best ob all steedz!

Don't even ask what happened to Chewbacca.

itz a lawng storee, rly.

This is exactly what it looks like

... iz it a hug?

Wut? I superglued my shadow to me so it won't get lost.

shadoez can b bery trixee fingz!