Because it definitely isn't for me.
I am a master of insults.
Such trials were not meant to be endured by the likes of my kind...
Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.
You're gonna stand there & get wet? On purpose!? What's wrong with you?
Yoo need seriuss help.
next time mr. phelpz!!! next time!!
Yeah, yoo beddur be retired! Cuz ai'd kick your butt if we hads a rematch!
BEILING KITTEH! AVENGE ME!
Dis is kind ob da wurst fing ever.