U alreddy sed ai waz wurth my weight in gold. No needz tu chek.
On dat note... can we eeben trust dis fing?
Hey, dis clock iz borked! Dere's now ay it can be 25 o' clock!
Ai doan't fink ai like dis thing.
GIT DAT CAMRA OFF OV ME! U KNOE DEY SAY IT ADDZ 5 POUNDZ!
Ai hafta look gud foar my facebook picshure!
Max really wanted to lose weight, but found even one sit-up very difficult
Its hard wurk being me.
Get off of me, you big galoot!!
Mai strength is in mai intellekt, if yoo kno wut ai meen.
sigh. no more tuna sundays
at leest ur still skinnier dan ur hoomin!
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