Effortless swag.

COME ON!

Who scratched my flower bed over!! My curtains!! What's my washing doing on the ground!!

Sumwun cud use sum cat shaming.

Excuse me! Why did you put all this crap in my hot tub?

Its min ebber sins yoo took away my last tub.

You want to wash your hands...In here? What's wrong, is your tongue broken?

A tongue is a kitteh's fayebrit tool.