What!?...... Fixed!!?? What's Broken!?

Say it aint sew!!

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Ai can nebber be da dovahkiin. Bummer.

Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?

It seems onlee fair.

Yep. The vet turned you into a girl.

Dis. Is. A. Trajudee.

Sometimez I jus liek ta pretend it neber happend.

My poor harbles. It wuz sew trajic.

Jeffrey REALLY didn't want to go to the V.E.T Let's watch as he makes his point.

DO NAWT WANT.

After the first trip to the vet, the Baxter's added an "e" to the name on the bowl.

datz teh worst vet nooz ai haz eber herd!!