This thing picks up all sorts of things.

Stephen hawking should take lessons on string theory from me. I understand it better than anyone else.

Ai cud teech u lawts ob things about physicks.

That's right. I'm the center of their universe too!

wifout kittehz der wudnt b any yooniberses!

i r da sentur ob yoonivers

ai maykz mai oan graviteez!

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