The sad truth of the silver screen actresses past their prime.
Butt(!) still. Dere aint nuffin liek da classics.
dunt be afrade lil burdie. u too ugglee to eat.
Ai onlee need beyooty in mai lief.
IT WUZZN'T FUNNEE DEN AN ITS NAWT FUNNEE NAO.
To be fair, the shower curtains were hideous and I am a cat.