he's not perfect but he's perfect for me

Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.

OH MOUSEY YOUR SO NAUGHTY

Ai'm sexy an ai know it.

Hmmm... ...Not as tasty as it looked...

cud b werse tho ai guessez.

Finally caught a mouse... ...it was fake

at leest u traid, kitteh!

Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Fails The Dangly Toy Sobriety Test

it wuz a bery hard test, 2 b fayr.

I wants TOY in my cereal . squeech! Nawt competishuns .

ai wud alsew settlol fer nomz, tho.