You're not Forever Alone! At least you have your weird mutated-Iron-Man figurines!
SPIN THE BALL KITTY BAT THE THINGS ON TOP RUN AROUND IT DO SOMETHING KITTY DO SOMETHING NOW DO IT RIGHT NOW
Its just like a big spider, right?
Urrrn hurrprrr hurrrlrrrduurrrs
I'm not loosin' anything else!
Hmmmm... Wunder how long ai can keep dis human entertained wif dis?
Dose hoomins will play wib annyfing!
Dey shur don't make abacuses like dey yoosed to.
Dis issn't wurkin. Where's mai TI-89?