Honestly. It just did it on its own. Like magic!
Why no, I didn't plan this. Why would I do that.
U try tearing off just one piece wif no fingers
Think yoo cud pick up sum moar?
You have scrapbooking and knitting. Don't I get to have a hobby, too?
This izz such a conundrum.
15.018 Seconds! Did I win?!?
Do ai win da gold meddal?!
Ai didn't say it wuz ur fault Ai sed I wuz blamin u
Why woan't yoo get a dog so we can juss blame him insted?!
Sorry I got so wrapped up in mah werk I didn't notice teh tiem
You awr welcom tu squeeze da Charmin.
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