Most days I just can't be bothered. Now I can't be bothered EVEN MORE.
I need sustenance for my magnificent body!
It can happen to ANYONE.
Ah, the joys of parenthood...
Cats: The Epitome of Sloth
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot..."
...oh. Not that 'Sandman'. My bad.
Dis week we awr feeturing lols picked bai Cheezburger employee TOFU!
mah hed just exploded with awl of dis cyootness! hao cud anyone resist dem?