Ai'b been needin tu get dat derp outta mah system.
I've grown bored of you. Pack your things. You're moving here - far, far away.
Yoo. Awr. Sew. Boring.
Yur kitteh has shut down fur updates.
Hao come AI awlways has to be da one to turn off??
Reaching the front seat was much more tiring than Binky had planned for.
Ai lub road trips!
Dey sed tu follow ur dreams
So ai go back tu bed.
Mai dreams hab been acheeved! Zzzzzzzz...
Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.
Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.
I has wun ob dose "finalz week" hed-aykz
*Insert morphine drip here
Pleez, Ceiling Cat, let dis be da lasst wun...
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