I don't care if it's noon, I'm sleepy, dangit.
Most days I just can't be bothered. Now I can't be bothered EVEN MORE.
I need sustenance for my magnificent body!
It can happen to ANYONE.
Ah, the joys of parenthood...
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...oh. Not that 'Sandman'. My bad.
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