I need sustenance for my magnificent body!
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Dis week we awr feeturing lols picked bai Cheezburger employee TOFU!
mah hed just exploded with awl of dis cyootness! hao cud anyone resist dem?
I hugged him and squeezed him and George is asleep now
Maybee sumdae he can growed up to hug an squeeze sumwun else.
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