Hey, what's wrong with southpaws?
WHere's my money? WHERE IS IT!!
Doan't maek me repeet da qwestion!
You hafta give me da swurpee yummy dwink or Iz tare out you toenailth one by one.
Yoo aren't feawing me as much as u shud!!
sit good dog
Nawt meening to threten violence... but imma threten sum violence.
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