Well... do you mind? Your problematic babble is interrupting my self-centeredness
Why yes, my ego DOES look fantastic today.
Son, we need to talk... I found your catnip
Doan't try an come up wib annee excyooses, nao, son.
If a cat winks at me, I wink back In case its a secret code
Oh, ai was commyoonicatin a code awlrite...
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