One moment, please. I'm trying to have an inteligent conversation with your boyfriend.
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Mom needs noo taeste in men.
Just stop. You don't know how to spell that word and it doesn't mean what you think it means, anyway.
Vocabboolary iz mai strong soot.
stoopid dog why u not read doormat?
Yoo can stae foar a whiel, juss doan't leeb yet.
De goggie mus be home. Eben de air smells more stoopid.
Beddur be prepared.
most cats look down at you, questioning your intelligence not this one
U still dum tho, hoomin...
The 6:15 Train of Thought is delayed due to mechanical difficulties.
Aow. Mai hed.
Sumtimes hooman behabior makes my lil eyes hurt.