I'm REALLY good at impressions, you know.
I've got a better idea for a walk.
This is dumb, I'm going back inside.
We can't all be the sharpest tools in the shed.
U fassinate meh wif ur stupids
Sumbuddy needs to check dere intelligens.
One moment, please. I'm trying to have an inteligent conversation with your boyfriend.
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Mom needs noo taeste in men.
Just stop. You don't know how to spell that word and it doesn't mean what you think it means, anyway.
Vocabboolary iz mai strong soot.