I will come down when the human child is finished with his violin practice.
He seeriusly needs sum lessons.
Sonja? Jo? Have you seen the superglue anywhere?
No! Nawt again! Dat is NAWT a toy!
Don't bother me. I'm trying to remember Plan B.
OMG HARRI IS STUCK IN THIS MOVING BOX KITTY CAME TO HELP
Sumdae ai will master this magic box and ONE DIRECSHUN WILL BE SAEF FOREBBER.
Datz jus plaen meen....
Nao iss behind an impennetrubble fors feeld!!!
Halp! Srsly halp!
Yet another victim of sofa-cation.
Quik! Wurk fast oar yoo'll be sucked in furder!
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