Now hold still while I judge you.

Ai'm gonna need a secund oppinyun.

Its all about mental i am a part of the tree... no, i am a tree... please don't see me...

Be silent, dedly, and UNNOTISSED...

Iz u still mad?

ai iz nawt sorree, jus chekin.

Pleez Note My rite rear leg iz still paralyzed from teh last time you gave me a bath

plz 2 nawt trawmatize meh furthur.

Still a better love story than Twilight...

datz nawt rly sayin much, tho.