Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here
Dis planet is weerd.
Take me to your leader
If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.
I'm afrade I cant let you do that, Dave.
Open da pod bay door, HAL.
CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK!!!!
Damm dat grabbity switch!!
End clutter with Space Saver Cats, call now and we'll throw in a free scissors and a free Sham Wow.
Hooray foar purchasin' power!
EVENT HORIZON: The point beyond which nothing can escape from a black hole.
Iss gud to be a basement cat.
Lib Long and Prospurr
Maek it sew!
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