Curiosity Killed the Cat Thanks NASA

Space is amazin anneeways!

im picking up signalz from da mothership

Ai hab reesun to beleeb dese hoomans awr MALICIOUS.

Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here

Dis planet is weerd.

Take me to your leader

If deres wun thing ai know, its nebber tu trust a xenomorph.

I'm afrade I cant let you do that, Dave.

Open da pod bay door, HAL.

CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK!!!!

Damm dat grabbity switch!!

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