B better wif budder
Awl ai wanted wuz a decent thing ob tuna!
Ur cheezburger looks angree
Ai'm nawt shure wut it is, but ai has a feeling ai'm in lub.
Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.
Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!
Alright! Alright! I'll clean out your pan.
Mittens had a knack for overreactions.
O, be some other name! What's in a name? ...doff thy name... I name thee Tuna
Ai wunder if it akshually taestes liek tuna...
Man, your breath is horrible! Whoops. Nevermind.
Yor butt is most beyootiful.
See?!? This is how my litter box smells! Not exactly roses, now, is it?
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