And then came that frightening moment when Gray realized his new owner's IQ was lower than the number of basic cable channels.

Granted ai fall in da same spektrum

no hooman, dis phone not for you is smart phone

Ur beddur off wid a carrier pigeon to bee honust.

..as if there are any other!

Oh, you fansee, huh?

U fassinate meh wif ur stupids

Sumbuddy needs to check dere intelligens.

Your IQ test results came back. They're negative.

Wee beleeb it mite be da result ob dat trajic accident.

most cats look down at you, questioning your intelligence not this one

U still dum tho, hoomin...

Okay according to my calculations ONLY 25% of your disposable income is spent on me. You need to cancel cable and quit wearing socks.

Lemme check mai calcoolashuns...