Don't even ask what happened to Chewbacca.

itz a lawng storee, rly.

We be playing leap frog, but then we gots tierd.

aifinkso datz a pwetty commun kitteh problum!

COUCH DIVING

ai prefurz cowch sleepin, purrsonalee.

Too pooped to pee.

but den hao r u gunna pml?

Ginger has the Bucking Bronco dream again.

kitteh dreemz r mai faborit dreemz!

They told me I could be anything, then I went back to sleep.

ai iz becom nap.

no,no... go back to sleep

aiz nawt gunna mess wif u or ur compyooter, ai promis!