1 seat for me an another seat for me

ai fitz, an sew ai sitz.

lead singer fur teh Grateful Bed

dey iz a pwetty crayzee band aifinkso!

Dis Games Not Hard I Win!

itz a pwetty fun gaym tho, regardliss!

He read what the candidates had to say . Only possible response .

politikz wuz neber rly kittehz fing.

IT´S OKAY, DONT CALL HIM ILL TAKE HIS FOOD

itz nawt liek he needz it, anywayz.

Shh, I'm nursing my potato's !

vegmebbulz need lubz 2!

Don't even ask what happened to Chewbacca.

itz a lawng storee, rly.