i wins da game of thrones
Toilet time iz comign.
Dennis hasn't been able to sit properly since the thermometer incident.
jus wun moar reezun 2 hayt teh vet.
Please. There's the whole floor for you to sit on.
but dat meenz u haz 2 find teh floor nawt secund...
How can I sit like this? How can YOU go out looking like that?
at leest u smellz bettur dan u lukz.
I'll sit here while you nervously wonder what I just did.
ai jus hoapz u doan find teh evidense...