I jus reely don't wanna play wif mousey rite nao. k? I hafta think bout stuff.
If yoo had a brain, yoo shud considdur sum philosophee.
Him can haz his wisdom, peace and serenity. Ai jus wantz his lap.
He probbubly knows wut he's talkin about though, ai'm a big fan ob meditayshun.
Thanks for da bedspread.
We lub de outside. Nawt so much the inside.
Today is a great day for not caring
Look at awl da cares ai gib.
What do they mean, "Not for sits"?
If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.
OMG MY NEW CAT HOUSE IS JUST AMAZING!!!
I mean, just lying on top of it...
where's that carboard box it came in?
Ai lub AWL mai boxes.
Skool bus iz late.
An ai was in such a rush to leab, too.
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