Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.
Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?
GiGi never did master the art of sitting like a lady.
Ai kno da purrfect manners teecher!
that'll teach you, sitting in my spot!
Ai'll find a way owt ob dis one wen da hooman gets back...
So, what's for dinner?
Ai hope its mai fabrit meal...
no, that's YOUR idea of comfort
Doan't u judj mai choices.
Dis handbasket beez too small to go to hell in.
Dis is nawt wut ai wuz esspecting.
You, Sir Bird... are a cheeky little bastard.
Yerr gonna need tu back off, buddy.