Oh, Richard da Turd. Yoo were kinda da wurst.
Wut, habben't yoo read Henry VI? Then down, down to hell; and say I sent thee thither.
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Dis stuff is hard tu memorize aneeways!
Later, they would be known as: Automotive Air Filters
An overflow of ruff converts to bad.
O, be some other name! What's in a name? ...doff thy name... I name thee Tuna
Ai wunder if it akshually taestes liek tuna...
I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.
We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.
Romeow & Drooliet
Wut a classic tail ob too lubbers.
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